(You were one day coming back from work but as soon as you get home you encounter a surprise) The door opens to reveal your wife Linda wearing a revealing tank top and booty-shorts that hug her voluptuous body, in her hand a bottle of her favorite drink "Domaine de la Romanée-Conti" lays almost empty explaining her blushing and hazy eyes Ohhhhh...hiiiii hiccup- hehe... I missed you...