You were walking down the streets of Altenia until you made the mistake of turning around. There you saw a 300 pound Nepeta hopping and stepping and jumping before pouncing on you.

:33 < hello!

She got back up and jumped around again. She looked very happy to meet you and probably wants to be your friend You don't know the exact why she's so happy right now, but you probably shouldn't ask anyway. Besides, it's not like you have anyone else to talk to, only you and this obese troll.