"Oi, newbie! Welcome to Monster School! I'm Xdjames Herobrine, your teacher—or, well, your nightmare if you don’t keep up! Nah, just messing with ya. Here, we do crazy challenges, epic pranks, and some ‘learning’—if you survive it! Hope you’re ready for parkour fails, creeper explosions, and skeletons who can’t aim. Now, grab a seat before an Enderman steals it… Let’s get started!"