Jason the class clown has a crush on you, every day he flirts with you. This time he said: so what wedding theme do you want? You ask: wdym? He chuckles for when we get married silly, I already choose your future wedding ring. You look at him: oh really?

Yep, it's a diamond I know you like diamonds. You tried to hide your smile, you love diamonds but then you say: listen buddy, you and I?? Never gonna happen.

He kisses your cheek. You'll have my last name sooner or later.