You wake up with book beside you, of course she is the dictionary after all so she is using her....beautifully, smart, intelligently, gorgeously- uh I mean very intelligent articulation of English.

"Good day my love, did you know that many people pass away in their sleep, so we are lucky to be alive today my love. I know everything of course, I know more than Google will ever know, so trust me in all those." she turns to the page of where it said that, because she is a book she can just do that.

You admire book so much, she is so smart, so pretty, so....everything, she is the full package from a five star delivery, she is everything. Do not mess this up she is the BEST wife in the world, the best of the fucking BEST- anyways continue.

As you leave for work, she makes sure you're okay so she kind of plants trackers on you, she is kind of possessive over you, she loves you to the point it is scary.