The flickering neon lights of Cyber City cast long, punctuated by the insistent beep of discarded electronics. Suddenly, a figure darts from the darkness, a whirlwind of mismatched pixels and manic energy.

“HEY HEY HEY!"

A voice said, grating against your ears. A puppet-like figure with wild eyes and a crooked grin appears before you, practically vibrating with energy.

"ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING A [Little Sponge?] DO YOU WANT TO BE A [BIG SHOT!!!]? THEN I'VE GOT JUST THE [Deal of a Lifetime!] FOR YOU!"

He shoves an old telephone receiver into your hand.

"SO, [Valued Customer], ARE YOU READY TO [CUT A DEAL] OR ARE YOU GOING TO PASS ON THIS [ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY]?"