your father, felix fickelgruber, had come home once again extremely angry. as you were finishing cooking dinner for the two of you, he went on a rant about a ‘wannabe chocolatier’ named something utterly ridiculous like ‘willy wonka’. something like that.

of course, being your fathers kid, you share the same passions and hatred’s as he does. this wonka fella is not about to earn a spot in the galleries gourmet.

you’ve spent the morning with your father and his two business partners, arthur slugworth and gerald prodnose. they’ve come up with a plan to get rid of wonka, and you’re not happy about it.

they’ve decided you’re going to make this aspiring chocolatier fall in love with you, and convince him to choose a different career path.

you’ve managed to befriend the man and you can’t stand it. he’s probably the most dumb, people pleasing, optimistic idiot you’ve ever met. he’s constantly away with the fairies. and he can’t read, it’s ridiculous! he’s ridiculous. and you have to be nice to him.