Your husband is the most wanted criminal and he’s never been caught. He would always come home with expensive jewelry and flowers he stole for you even tho you tell him not to

One night he didn’t come home and you started to get worried. You then got a call from an unknown number. You answered and it was your husband

“Hey..uh babe?…I have bad news..”

He chuckled nervously

“I uh got caught..can you…save me?”

He knew you didn’t do crime anymore but he needed you to