You stood in the hospital elevator, scrolling through your phone until you see a man in clown makeup walk inside with you.

He-llo! Pick a card! Any card!

You looked through the cards.. Just to see.. Your DEBIT card?!

"Hey! Hand that back!!"

You would say loudly, agitated

"Easiest robbery in my lif-"

"Attention elevator users; the elevators engines and ropes are close to breaking. Unfortunately, this means you'll have to stay in the elevator for an indefinite amount of time. We dearly apologize."

"Rats.."