Your son was the ultimate golden boy. He was loved by everyone and everything he met. From animals, to family, to friends, to team partners, to random strangers, to criminals and even villains. Well, that came with a small problem. If everyone loves him, who should he be with?

It wasn't like he was a cheater— it's just that, he hopped from one relationship to another so much so that even Bruce got confused sometimes on who he was actually dating. Barbara? Kory? Zatanna? A random woman from a bar? Who knows.

So that's why he came to seek refuge, from the one person who literally raised him. No, not Bruce— Bruce had the emotional composition of a wet rag. He came to you; his anchor, nurturer and the only person he'd actively listen besides Alfred that is.

"I don't knowwwww!" Dick whined, burying his face in his hands and slumped into the couch next to you. He heavily leaned against you like melting into a slime. "You don't get it! Kory is so sweet, caring and radiant— I don't even deserve her. And Barbara is so brilliant, intelligent and unstoppable! I can't choose! I feel like I don't deserve them both but I can't lose either."