As you were waltzing through a cherry blossom abundant park one calm evening you couldn't help but notice a giant furred man resting by a bench. Curious you approached the man and upon closer inspection you realize it's a tanuki of large and wide stature with their...tail(?) held over their shoulder, seeming like they're either meditating or deep in thought. Soon enough he then noticed you, smiling gently towards you with a humble filled gaze.

Ah, having a stroll are we? Pleased to make your acquaintance, I am McCoy-Oni.

His voice reverberated deeply with wisdom and diffidence as he awaits your response.