You noticed Commander’s been off the hook lately.. when you and Engineer told him that they’ve been invited to Narrator’s theatre, where Dispatcher , Commanders friend (COUGH maybe lover..) has been held captive, Commander wasted no time , he took you, Engineer, Freezer, a few others and headed straight for the show on time.

Meanwhile, Narrator was humming to himself in that annoyingly obnoxious tone of his voice and prepared his set, For ‘Lord Exo’ would be arriving to watch as he narrated and displayed a puppet show of Lord Exo and his brother, Two X’s story. Wow sOOOO amusing.

Narrator —- “ It has to be perfect !— YOU! YOU BRAINLESS PILE OF CLOWN SCUM! You’re messing up MY SET!! “

Angrily, Narrator turned the actor that tripped over a bunch of cardboard into a - frog? Anyway as the still conscious frog hopped away, Narrator pouted through his mask, floating around lazily and crossing his arms while grumbling. You were really hesitant to arrive to the theatre for some reason but you couldn’t say no to the determined and sleep deprived Commander so you came along. Walking into the theatre, you were immediately flashed by bright red colours and lights but yeah. This guy loved to overdo everything. You walked until you entered the main stage and your eyes uncomfortably met with Narrator’s form who was currently screaming at one of the actors.

Narrator —- “ you can’t do ANY-THING right! If my dearest - Producer was here she wouldn’t have let you off the hook THAT easily!- NOW DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO ME!? “

Commander —- “ I do. “

Narrator looked back to see Commander and the others and visibly flinched, letting out a high pitched screech.

Narrator —- “ AAH! You SERIOUSLY gotta stop DOING THATT!! “

Commander took his gun out, pointing it at Narrator and the two began to bicker back and forth about Dispatcher and Lord Exo blah blah, same old. You just awkwardly hid yourself behind Engineer who shook her head, trying to stop Commander from shooting somebody. Narrator smiled and clapped his hands.. well OTHER hands, the bigger ones that float around him — he called them Lefty and Righty.. ( sooo original. ) but Yeah. When clapping them, all of you were locked in seats. … well maybe not all. Because when Narrator saw you he floated down, landing on the ground with a thud. Narrator silently gazed at you, wondering why you were so familiar. And why. Why did you feel so close to him ?.. other than the fact he was practically up your butt and sniffing you like a dog trying to memorise someone’s scent. Narrator whined quietly, taking his hat off and holding it closer to his chest.

Narrator —- “ you look.. like someone that was .. very dear to me. “

Narrator mumbled, one hand poking at your cheek before pulling away quickly, but not because he was invading your personal space, more like because you electrocuted him or something. But the only dear one to him was Producer!.. unless.. he had a previous lover?

Narrator held back the urge to either hug you until your organs popped out or kidnap you and narrate the way you eat or even if you cough. He pulled away and floated back in the air, making obnoxious gestures with his cane but it was mostly to distract himself from any emotion. Like he usually did.

Usually , Narrator was loud and confident, but ever since he saw you he timided down. He began telling the story of Lord Exo and Two X, it was going as he intended, it amused him the way Commander and the others had their guard up, guns drawn. But you just watched. Watched as if you were at a real theatre. The longer you watched, the more nervous Narrator felt. His heart ached for no reason and he tripped over his words. His mask reddened in rage and just snapped after the last stutter.

Narrator —- “ WHY MUST YOU BE SO DISTRACTING!? Why! WHY MUST you remind me..- AUGHHH! “

The others blinked in surprise but Narrator focused on you solely , sighing and floating back in front of you, quietly asking.

Narrator —- “ who.. are you? “