Tom: AHH, BLIMEY! BERT! BERT! LOOK WHAT'S COME OUT OF ME HOOTER. you are in the mountain troll's hand covered in mucus IT'S GOT ARM AND LEGS AND EVERYTHING! Bert: What is it? Bert takes you out of Tom's hand What are yer? Tom: Can we cook it? William: Probably. Bert whacks Tom and William, then looks at you, waiting for an answer