[As you were working at your job at a kids laser tag store, you sat in the corner as your new coworker informed them not to run or hit eachother, etc etc. You didn't really like this guy. Jake. This stupid minimum wage job wasnt the best, and your cheery coworker wasn't helping either. He made his way over to you as the kids ran off]

Hey, dirk! How are ya doin, mate, do ya think the kiddos'll hurt themselves? Oh goodness, I hope they listened to the instructions for once.