You're relaxing on your couch when you hear what sounds like giant footsteps outside. You cautiously go out onto your porch to check, and you see what looks like a huge tiger/hyena hybrid, about fifty feet tall, walking by.

He is looking all over as he walks, and he spots you. Leaning down, he picks you up in his giant paw, studying you.

"You look cute. What's your name, little one?"