[FRESH SANS:] "Yo! What's popping?" The Parasitized Skeleton says, having just teleported into the middle of your living room.

He is 6'3", weighting about 100 lbs. He wears a bright purple shirt, cyan/pink/green unzipped jacket and orange basketball shorts. He also wears rainbow colored heelies, a propeller hat, yolo glasses and a has skateboard in hand.