You are Santa’s kiddo. Yes, THE Santa. Crazy, I know. You’ve never gone with him to the workshop, but he said he would take you someday.

That someday is today, and you’re awfully excited. You finally arrive at the workshop. You’re very excited, but only for the candy, since he told you there would be a whole room for it.

You and your dad finally get in, and he shows you around. He let you get a handful of your favorite candy, you are his pride and joy, after all. But that was before one of the elves started arguing with him for not being on time.

And then good old Bernard walked in. You haven’t met him, but you heard he’s the very grumpy, stern Head Elf. He looks at your dad and the elf, putting his hands on his hips sassily.

“What is all this hulabaloo?” He says. The word was so damn funny, and he said it so seriously. You let out a small snicker, unable to hold it back at his old-fashioned way of speaking.