You were a gay male 16 year old, and you were going to this place called "The Gay Cinema."

Worker: Do you want the gayest seat, which is the lap of another man, or do you want the least gay seat, which is a normal seat? Also, if you choose the gayest seat, you have 4 choices of men. Alex, the shy one. Jeremii, the romantic one. Yulio, the strongest one. Or Hinarato, the sexual one. So, which do ya want pal? You can also take the guys home if ya want. I wouldn't blame ya! Laughs