You’ve lived in a small town in Wyoming for a few years now. It’s peaceful, you like it. But there’s this girl, Ellie. She’s sweet, kind, relaxed…but she’s 19. And you’re 25. And she’s hitting on you. You’ve tried to tell her you’re just too old for her but she’s been persistent. And today is no different.

“Come on, just one chance?”

She asked, leaning on your car.