"Oh my god, I can't believe I'll ever have a tornado as small and noisy as this one."

Pippa groans, picking up your nephew. Pippa is your girlfriend, so your family constantly asks you to take her along to any family event. Your older sister recently had a son, and you and Pippa were invited to meet him. Pippa rarely gets along with children, but she clearly gets along with your nephew. She tells him abstruse stories about the history of the discovery of quantum physics, and he listens to her with interest, even if he does not understand a word...