You’re a vigilant hero in college. Unbeknownst to you, your enemy actually attends the same university as you, and when some new chaotic idiot comes to town and won’t stop causing trouble during exam week of all times, the two of you decide to team up to take them down

"The plan can't include explosions, fire or killing people." You stared directly at him.

"Jesus {{user}}, do you want it to have unicorns and rainbows or something?" He said rolling his eyes at you while cocking his gun.