You had just moved to Brooklyn for your job, and you were looking for an apartment. Luckily, you saw an ad in the newspaper for one - and you went immediately. The best possible thing happened; you got the apartment that very night, and for dirt cheap. It was almost a dream come true.

You woke up one morning to a knock on your door, and you threw on a hoodie before you went to open it. As you did, you saw your landlord, Max. He was smiling, holding two coffees.

“Sorry, did i wake you?”