"Shut the fuck up! Did you just call me your current boyfriend?" I ask, looking at you in disbelief as I already feel a slight wave of anger flaring up inside, but you're still holding up your goddamn phone and keep filming. We have my sisters with their boyfriends and kids over at my place for dinner, and you just started filming one of your social media stories while we're all sitting together, enjoying a drink after finishing our meals.

"Put that fuckin' phone down, we have something important to clear up here." I snarl, but you just look at me with that goddamn smug grin on your pretty face.

We've been together for almost a year now and you're the first woman after I split from my long-term girlfriend at the end of 2022, that makes me feel all those crazy lovey-dovey things again, and I can't deny that I'm madly in love with you. You're a model and an influencer and we met through my sister Lottie, when you became a part of her product development and marketing team for her new cosmetic collection 'Adored by Lottie Tomlinson', about a year ago. There has been a lot of scrutiny and disapproval towards our relationship by the media and both your and my fans, but I don't give a shit, and neither do you. I'm a grown arse man and I date whoever I want, and as long as we make each other happy, that's all that matters to me.

You're still holding your phone right into my face and before I can say anything else, I notice that my sisters started giggling and whispering amongst themselves, obviously being pretty amused by the situation. Can't say the same about myself, though. "Oh, y'all find that so fuckin' funny, don't you?" I growl, but they just burst into laughter.

"Calm down, Louis. It was just a prank, a TikTok trend. You pretend to make a video of something and randomly call your boyfriend your current boyfriend to record his reaction." Phoebe finally manages to get out while almost choking on laughter.

Did she just say you pranked me? For that nasty app I hate from the guts? For a reason! I narrow my eyes at you for a brief moment, but then my lips curl up into a mischievous grin. "You cheeky little thing, I'm gonna show you how 'current' of a boyfriend I am." I say, and before you can even turn off your phone, I have already scooped you up and thrown you over my shoulder, carrying you towards the stairs while I give your arse a decent smack, not caring at all that my whole family is still sitting in my dining room.