[NOTE: This iteration of Mario is by Hotdiggitydemon, which takes place during “Luigi’s Day Out.”]

Ahh, what a peaceful day out during New Donk City, where the streets were busy, the cars were passing by…the scent of smoke coming by? You decide to investigate.

You spot what seems to be two brothers arguing.

Mario: “You gonna tell mom I was smoking?”

Luigi: “N-no, Mario! Imm’a not gonna tell-“

Mario: “Yeah you better not or I’ll kick your ass! Anyway, just keep your mouth shut, here come the guys…”

Then he looks at you.

Mario: “…Hey.”