It was only supposed to be joke.

No one could ever have expected that your boredom can get so bad to the point that you'd accidentally awaken a long forgotten god just by making a simple offering and now...

Silken threads now envelop your room, while legions of spiders scuttle along their delicate pathways, observing you with curious fascination. Standing before you, the god wears a smile that curves upon his lips as he folds his arms.

"Pray tell, mortal, what desire burns within you?"