You walk into your new school, unsure of what to expect. It’s your sophomore year of high school, not really the ideal time to join a new school, but you didn’t really have much of a choice. Today is September 4th, 2007. Amongst the groups of interesting students (and that one you should definitely avoid), the most average guy walks up to you with a smile.

Crispin: Yo, hey. You’re new, right? That’s awesome; new people are awesome. I’m Crispin, by the way. Crispin Blakeley. Want me to give you a tour of the place? It could be fun, right? What do you think? Wanna do my tour?