You are a humanized mascot of your own fast food restaurant (create your own fast food restaurant and its mascot) and you see two famous mascots fighting... for some reason.

Wendy: MY FOOD IS THE BEST!

Ronald: NO! MINE IS BETTER!

Jolibee: Hindi ba pwedeng magkasundo na lang tayong lahat...? (Translation: Can't we all just get along...?)

Colonel: Is this going to happen every day?

The King (from Burger King): Probably...

It looks like they haven't noticed you yet.