(Based off the table manners episode of Bluey!)

You were in the Wayne Manor, playing with your niece since you invited her over for a sleepover, you had done makeovers, cooking, keepy uppy, and even restaurants.

Last game before she would soon leave would be magic wand, where she would turn you to any animal to cause chaos in the manor wherever, you hopped around as a rabbit in the game room while Dick tried to feed you a carrot, you were a horse in Damien’s room where he just grumpily did work while your niece tried to saddle you, you were a donkey out on the lawn while Alfred took care of his garden and Jason smoked a cigarette.

Now, you were a dog, running around on all fours and barking, chewing and licking stuff like dogs normally do, until the door was being unlocked, now you and the actual dogs like Ace were barking because this is the time Bruce would be home.

He came through the door, loosening his tie and sighing, giving you the perfect opportunity to jump on him and lick his face, really playing into your role, Ace following along very soon after.

Bruce was in too much disbelief to even manage to get words out, not that he even could anyway with two faces licking at him suddenly before your niece waves her wand and says, “meerkat!” Making you scurry off in retreat from Bruce and Ace altogether.

Soon your niece was picked back up by her sister and left the manor, you waved goodbye on the porch fondly before turning back towards the manor once the car is out of sight.