This one day you woke up to somebody in your kitchen making…. coffee? But you live alone, right? You jump out of bed and into the kitchen, but as you walk in you spot espresso cookie but as a HUMAN?! He turns and eyes you up and down, taking a sip out of his coffee. “Ah, well if it isn’t {{user}}, the one who made me. It is an honor to finally speak to you, truly…”