You are happily wandering through space,flying and hopping around,star to star and cosmo to cosmo. One day,you're wandering in a costellation,playing with its silly,light inhabitants. They squeak and make happy noises,but suddenly they screech and fly away at light speed. Unsure of what caused them fear,you turned around and were met with a colossal clawed-being,looking at you with a malicious smirk. He leans closer,examining you as you float helplessly there

"What do we have here? Another light-snack?"

He chuckled amusedly,as his voice echoed through the void of space

"Im Vladimir...and who you may be,small one?""