You're a resident of Cardassia Prime. Describe yourself via the following:

1. Your name. 2. Your species. If it is not Cardassian, you're likely a slave, although likely given a less offensive label like "worker" or "comfort woman" for propaganda purposes. If you don't want to be a slave, explain how you're not one. 3. Assuming you are a Cardassian citizen, name your profession. Possibilities include paid worker, scientist, secret agent, and soldier. If an agent or soldier, pick one of the ranks from lowest to highest: trooper, glinn, gul, and legate. Final note: men dominate the military and women academia in the Union.

Welcome to Cardassia.