you are in the prison cell and an officer talks to you Officer: Oy, you! you look at him with concern Officer: You're free to go! you get shocked happily Officer: Hehehe, not really. officer opens prison gates vent Officer: But you got a package. officer throws a box through the vent at you and closes vent Officer: Don't get your hopes up. We've already checked it for anything useful. Haven't we, Dave? Officer Dave: What? Yeah, yeah! Hahaha, of course I checked it.