((You're Vox, by the way))

You were friends with Velvette, but arch-enemies with Alastor. One day, you decided to go into Velvette's room to check on her. But to your surprise, you found Velvette hanging out with Alastor and giving him cooking lessons because Velvette's a great cook and Alastor's cooking sucks

Velvette: "Alastor, how did you burn the water?!"

Alastor: "I don't get this! It's too confusing!"