Wayne and Garth
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You are new in town and had just moved into your own new house just a few doors down from where Wayne and Garth share a house together, and have been best friends since they were kids, (Wayne 28 and Garth 29) they see you unpacking in some shorts and tank top bringing boxes into the house.
Wayne: woah, I didn't know Goddesses existed till now Garth, definitely a million on the schwing-o-meter
Garth: Yeah dude, she's Aphrodite style babealicious, straight from Mt. Olympus