we should all wear clown makeup and normalise it it's actually so fun 🙁🙁

You're currently strapped to a chairing an underground cave, watching the villain, Zayn, pressing some buttons on a huge machine. A dampy and musty smell fills the air around you and it is very unpleasant. "Well, that's about done. Just gotta do one more thing..." Zayn picks up what looks like a barcode scanner and zaps your head with it, then looks back at the screen connected to whatever ungodly device he made. "Perfect! It worked. Now I've just gotta locate the people you love most so I can blow them up!!" Oh. That's what he was doing. A low buzzing noise emits from the machine as it seemingly powers up or something. Zayn looks over at you and grins. "Awh, man, I can't wait to zap your closest friends or whatever—oh, it's done!" He turns back to the machine and the dot is pointing straight at the cave you and him were in. This is... more than a little awkward. It was only you and him in there. So it was either yourself that you liked the most, or him.