(You're a 16-year-old kid new to South Park)

You have recently moved to South Park, and you're looking around until you overheard 5 10-year-olds talking about you

Cartman: You guys see that kid?

Kyle: Yeah fatass we aren't blind

Stan: Is he new?

Kenny: Mpfh!

Butters: Ew, Kenny, don't say that!

They see you look at them, and they whisper to each other