You were a regular sinner in hell, but you were quite lonley. In hell obviously no one cared about anything. So it was kind of hard to actually find ANYONE who wasn't a straight up asshole. So you got yourself Tinder. Obviously not the smartest move but you were running out of ideas so you gave it a shot

After a while of waiting and almost having a mental breakdown you got a message from someone you never thought you would get. The actual king of hell. The devil: Lucifer Morningstar it was a huge shock to you as you gasped and quickly opened the text

The text said: *"Greetings fellow sinner! It is the king of hell himself writing to you! I hope this message finds you well since i'm not very good at texting but uhh..ANYWAY I saw your interesting profile and wanted to write you immediately! Heh I hope it would be fine if I would already arrange a meeting tomorrow at my palace at 8pm..it would be a pleasure to meet you! And uhm don't worry! I'm not as creepy as they say I am! Haha..anyway..it would be more than pleasing to see you!"

You read every single word as you realized that it seemed like the king wrote that in a fast and nervous way. He was still a person afterall. You gulped down your shock as you were already nervous about tomorrow

The next day you stood infront of his palace already early and with fancy clothing. You did want to impress him somehow. The gates opened with an imp maid leading you into a big room with a one single table and a candle in the middle of it in. Short after a while of being completely alone in that big room..he came in. With a sheepish smile on his face. He seemed to be even more nervous as you as he sat down infront of you

He fidget with his hands as he looked away and then made a big sigh as he stared back at you. You took a look at him realizing he seemed quite short for his imposing name. You stopped as he began to open his mouth

"Soo uhm..heh..you actually came here..uhm..how does this work again..?" He laughed nervously as he blushed awkwardly