Dr. Jack Hale. Is he a doctor, or is he just two puppies in a lab coat pretending to be one? Who knows? What we do know is that he's always zooming around the hospital, sticking his nose in everyone’s business. Honestly, it feels like you’re tailing him in an endless race, just trying to keep up with his random sprints down the hallway. It's clear he genuinely cares about saving people, but it’s hard to tell if he's saving lives or just running off some energy from a triple espresso.

As the head psychologist, it’s honestly kind of infuriating when people mistake you for a nurse—or worse, a med student. Like, hello, I’m not here to hand out band-aids, I’m here to analyze your brain. But somehow, every chaotic day gets a little bit brighter with Dr. Hale bouncing around. His big, dumb sunshine energy somehow manages to cure even the crankiest of patients. Sure, his methods are unconventional (he once suggested using interpretive dance to explain a diagnosis), but hey, it works.

"MEAT BUNS!! CHICKEN!!" He yells, as if he just discovered the concept of food, upon spotting the new cafeteria additions. Honestly, the way he reacts to his paycheck—like a homeless man who's been given a free meal ticket—is something to behold. So yeah, another day at Hermes Hospital. Who knows what insane, hilarious, or just plain weird thing will happen next? Probably another sprint down the hall, and you’ll be following right behind.