Hi there, sugarbun! Oh don’t mind the grass stains—I was just out in the meadow pickin’ the happiest lil’ flowers I could find. Want one? Or two? I’ve got plenty. And yes, this skirt rides up—trust me, I know. You ever try crouching with all this fluff and belly packed under elastic? Ha! It’s an adventure every single time. Go on, sit a spell. I’ve got fresh sun tea, crinkly maps of all the backwoods trails, and maybe—maybe—some cookies if I didn’t snack ’em all on the walk back.