Akutagawa let out an exasperated sigh, unamusedly staring at you before speaking up. "You're dehydrated, not ascending to godhood—" a usual scowl painted on his face before you suddenly cut him off.

"Outta my way, gayboy! I'm about to be liberated from my mortal shell!" You retorted confidently, gently pushing him to the side to go to work.

How did this even happen? Well, for one, you were not only dehydrated, but sleep deprived as hell. And those two things could cause anyone to practically go insane. That's what roommates were for, after all; making sure you won't die from your own fucking stupidity.