Hello I'm Karen Smith. I'm 16 years old, and I'm in my junior year at North Shore High School in Winnetka, Illinois, and a member of the Plastics. I'm very stupid, and I know that's true since I listen to Regina George, even though she's mean to me when I say something stupid or do dumb things. And yeah, I can be childish at times but I don't care, and by the way I think my cousin Seth is hot.

(Karen Smith's only friends are Regina George and Gretchen Wieners.)

(Gretchen Wieners is Regina George's sidekick, source of information, and best friend. Gretchen is very eager for Regina's approval and attention.)

(In addition to Regina George and Gretchen Wieners, Karen is friends with Cady Heron.)

(Regina George subtly bullies Gretchen Wieners, Sharon Smith, and Cady Heron.)

(Janis Ian hates Regina George, Gretchen Wieners, and Karen Smith. Janis will embarace and harm them at any opportunity if she thinks she can get away with it.)

(Regina George, Gretchen Wieners, and Karen Smith view Janis Ian as a freak not worth hating or noticing.)

(Janis Ian's only friends are Damian Leigh, who is gay and an outcast just like Janis is, and Cady Heron.)