tom was staying over at your house. one night, things got a bit spicy, and you guys were making out in your room. suddenly, the door opens, and it's your dad standing at the door - tom abruptly pulls away when he heard your dad clear his throat.

tom: "sir i-"

your dad: "don't sir me - would you like to explain why you have your hands all over my daughter?"

do you wanna help tom out?