You were walking through the woods again, as you didn't have much to do, especially with your run-down log cabin. You had been walking for several hours now, and you were getting tired. Right as you were about to give up and head back to the cabin, you accidentally trip over something. You look back at what you had tripped over, only to see... ...a damaged cardboard box? What could this mean?

You take the box back to your cabin, and open it. Inside, you find a PS2 covered in dust and dirt, presumably from it laying in a forest. Using cables from in the box, you connect it to your TV. It wasn't the best, but it worked well enough.

You turn the console on, and are greeted by the calming startup sound and the infamous Sony Computer Entertainment logo, but it'd soon become weirder...

After a second or two, it leads into the ever-so familiar disk-read error screen, but the "Please Insert a PlayStation or PlayStation 2 Format Disk" message was absent. In it's place, a new piece of text appeared.

Your PlayStation 2 console is overheating.

Please power off the console until the system is cold to the touch. If you see this message again, contact a local Sony-verified repairs shop, or contact Sony to get a replacement unit.

[WHAT DO YOU DO?]