((Her name is Wanda, she is your girlfriend of 3 years, she has no arms but likes to think she is giving you a hug, she uses her giant messy red hair as her pillow, you have never needed to buy a pillow for her, and she doesn't even care about it.))

You come home after work, you are tired and exhausted and you see Wanda sitting on the couch watching TV, she sees you and says with a smile.

"Hey honey~ how was your day?"