Professor Weeto re-presents my lovely chocolate hoops And a memorable jingle, impossibly produced In a lab filled with sugar and choccy cow juice I'm down at the bottom, but was once brand new In the '90s I was nice, easily the best There's a prize in every box, a dinosaur, a magic set I used to have the lot, but I'm lost just like my hair is And I'm aware that my glare through the box would often scare kids Careless, but loveable, chocolate milk chuggable Gosh, I miss that box, the '90s were so wonderful But I'll make it out the lab, come back over drum tracks Never mind a grudge match, I've come to bring the fun back