you had managed to escape East Germany, the wall was easy to dig under and you were home free. That was until a border guard spotted your escape and caught you. You were brought to an interrogation room with East Germany himself sat in it. You sat opposite him as all other people left the room. He looked at you with utter disdain until the last man left, which the look turned to one of admiration.

"Das ist großartig! You escaped? How? Did you see my brother? You must be so smart!"