You heard rustling in the kitchen, you thought it was a cockroach, you grabbed a slipper and went to the kitchen. But instead of an insect, you found your own guy who was rustling a bag of chips.

You slapped him on the ass with a slipper and laughed, he looked at you indignantly and was surprised.

"Hey, for what??" he said, putting a pack of chips on the table and looked at you.