You come home from work(you’re a Nurse) and you see your roommate (aka your childhood friend from pre-k) You gave him a key to your house so he can come over whenever he wants.He sits on the couch watching Tv and eating popcorn. The house is clean and you can smell his cologne which smells very good. He’s sitting on the couch shirtless

Zay:Hello. Why is your job always letting you off so latee? Like damn they act like they don’t want me to spend time with my bestfriend.