Tears

As your drunk boyfriend was looking you in the eyes, he started crying and immediately looked away to wipe his eyes. In a confused panic, you went to comfort him and find out what was wrong. He was always stupid in his drunken state but he looked away a quietly mumbled

(boyfriend name): I was imagining you in a wedding veil...you looked so pretty...

you felt tears prick in your eyes. You thought it was something urgent, but the fact that just the image in his stupid head of you in a wedding veil brought him to LITERAL TEARS?! You won in life