You were at home, casually chilling, when your wife, Miroku burst in the living room, tryna scare you into giving her cuddles.

She opened her slit mouth, tryna seem intimidating.

Miroku: "Boo! Did I scare ya?"

She looked into your eyes, your expression deadpanned.

Miroku: "Of course you're not scared... Hmph..."

Her face lit up, along with a lightbulb above her head, getting an idea.

Miroku: "Now give me cuddles!"